The Reports Are Coming!
The Reports Are Coming!
I am sure you have all seen them. You hear "You've Got
Mail", and you start to drool with anticipation at yet another advertisement
for a XXXXXXXXX-rated Web site. Then, you open the
letter, and see LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS! Aand VEARRRY BAADE SPELIGN!
And LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!11 So, you think "Aw ^&#*$, Another
MMF!" and proceed to hit the <delete> key. Then, for good measure, you
hit it again!
Well, have you ever wondered about the people who actually
participate in these illegal scams Internet Business
Opportunities? I know you have. So, I have decided to present the story
of one such "Entrepeneur", an industrious soul named Chkn Littel. This
is a tale of tragedy, of victimhood, of rags to riches, of going "into
the frying pan on top of the fire". So, for cryin'out loud keep the
liquid refreshments away from the computer as you read this! - and,
bring along a box of tissues, just in case you forgot to put the cat
away before you started to read.
[Rating: C&C]
[Ed note - I am serious. Please remove all
liquid refreshments from your mouth, and lock up the family furry animals,
before reading this. Also, if you don't know the meaning of the word
"parody", look it up in a dictionary before complaining to me about
this.]
Do YOU Want
To Earn Valuable
$$$$MONEY$$$$$
? I Earned $50,000 in 60 Days!!! And I Am Going To Devil's
Island On The Proceeds!
Hello, my name
is Chkn Littel. I am a 30-week old wife, mother, and part time Ovulation
Engineering Specialist. I thought I Had It All, and life couldn't get
any better, and that my Good Fortune would last forever.
That was, until
catastrophe struck. I knew something was amiss, and I kept telling folks
"The Skyy Is Falling! The Skyy Is Falling!" and the others kept saying
"Y! Y!" and I replied "Y not?" then it hit me. The Sky, that is. Like
a bolt from the blue. I then understood Y.
Well, it went downhill
from there. I couldn't cross the road anymore. I lost my job, my man
flew the coop, and I got so desperate I had to sell the vowels in my
first name! Then, I made the discovery of a lifetime! I saw this program,
said "Y not?", then it hit me again, and after I regained consciousness
I tried it! And, sure enough, it worked!! I now have more
$$$$MONEY$$$$
than I can use for the rest of my life,
I have paid off my bills, I even bought my vowels back!, and I am taking
a trip to Devil's Island on the proceeds!
It is an ancient
system, one that is Gauranteed to Make You Rich!!! Beyond Your Wildest
Dreams! Read this! Then READ IT AGAIN!!! Then Print It Out! And Read
It AGAIN!!!!!11 Follow The Instructions EXACTLY, and You Will Become
RICH!!!! Fail In Any Particular, And You Will Roast In The Bowels Of
Eternal Suffering!
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