A New Urban Legend: The Anti-Chain Letter Letter

The Spicey Chicken Cartel is proud to announce that a New Weapon in the War on MMFoolery has been found. This New Weapon is Faster than a KlooMissile™!, More Powerful than KlooTonium™!, and can Leap Tall Pyramids and deliver a Single Pound! This New Weapon, discovered on the Internet, has been refined and polished by the sooper-sekkrit scientists at the SCC Labs until it is The Most Awesome! The Most Powerful! The Most Devestating! weapon in the arsenal!!

Introducing the Best LARTing Tool around -- Anti-Chain Letter!!!!!!

[Rating: C&C]

[Ed note - the idea for this came from a posting on one of the MMF HoH rant boards. In fact, you might call it a "blatant rip-off" of said post. With all the activity lately due to the A&E (Angela & Erik) flamefest, I can't remember which one.]

WARNING TO "MAKE MONEY FAST" PARTICIPANTS:

Earn Lots of Easy $$$$MONEY$$$$$! $50,000 in 60 Days!!!

i used to "just hit the (Delete) key" when i saw email with this as the title. Then, one day i decided "why not? It's just $6.00! What could be wrong with that?" Now, i reside in a cardboard box in a big sewer pipe down by the waterfront with only my mailing lists and my recipes to keep me warm; i haven't enjoyed human company in months; i have completely lost control of my bladder; My black Acura was re-possessed; and i drool uncontrollably as i sit here and wait for the end.

So, what caused this drastic catastrophic collapse in my life? Why did my future as an internet marketing genius plummet to earth like a ValuJet on fire? If you really, REALLY want to know...READ THIS! Then READ IT AGAIN!!!

You know the routine. You get a letter with a list of names on it, you write "Please add me to your mailing list" or "please send more info" or some such on pieces of paper, which you wrap around currency
[Ed note: do NOT try this with the currency of Yap]
which you will then put in envelopes and send to the people on the list. Then you put your name on the list, and send the letter on out to others. Some of them then will send you hate mail, others will send your ISP hate mail, yet others will forward your letter to the IRS. But, you always hope that enough people will send you currency wrapped in paper placed in an envelope that you can make up for the allowance your mommy took away from you, and go down to the library to get on their PC and try yet again.

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