This is where you will find notifications as to updates made to the site,
new content, the status of some of our more recalcitrant MMFools, and other tidbits. Keep
checking back often!
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Nominations Being Accepted for the 2001 SCCAMMI Awardz!!
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Jan.05.2002
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Yes you heard it right! After several YEARS of no new content, the SCC Web
site is getting some actual new content! Read All About It, right here.
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The Spicey Chicken Cartel Moves Again!
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Jan.05.2002
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Yes you heard it right! After several YEARS of no new content, inactivity,
and general stagnation, the SCC Web site is moving again. Just because I felt like it, I
have graciously decided to host the SCC at etee2k.net! Of course, I still control it
(as much as I ever did), so keep those cards & letters coming in to me. And, keep
checking for more, new, even funnier content!
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Ruben Toasted - Bob Sacamano Implicated!
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Jul.24.1999
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In an exclusive SCC News Report, we have received word that
"ruben999@ix.netcom.com", the email address of "Ruben Garcia" - the notorious purveyor
of the "PC-SUPER" series of fine software scams, has disappeared without a trace and
is, in fact, dead. Tens of copies of "PC-SUPER" software have been orphaned, and
Mindspring (the ISP who bought Netcom) is expecting a virtual avalanche of $5 bills -
at least 2 in the next 6 months alone! After conducting a thorough investigation, one
"Bob Sacamano" has been implicated in the death of Ruben's account, and thus is hereby
designated the "Spicey Chicken Cartel Role Model of the Month" (TinSCCRMotM). For
the complete report, click on All the Poop thats Fit to Scoop.
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Reading from the Wurd, by Toni Lynn
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Jul.24.1999
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For it is written in the little known Book of Enumeration (25:6-24)...
I think it was written in Chicago.....
"And thou diddest thou receiveth a multitude of gifts from upon high, among them oragutangs,
fruits bats, and internet accounts. Yet thou wentest out and abusethed thine self and thine
accounteth by spamething the multitude with MMFeths and paranoid warnings above impending
disaster regarding the passingeth to thine y2keth. Lo, I sayeth to you that disaster shall
befall thee for if thou maketh a flood of bytes as I dideth with Noah and water, than I shall
maketh thine account be like Lot's wife. She madeth a great pillar of salt at Sodom."
Ahhhhhh----mennnnnn.
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Rant Boards Targetted - Again!
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May.23.1999
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Earlier this week, some Phool decided to try and earn the TODDD Award,
by posting the same identical MMF to each of the three open Rants Boards at the
MMF Hall of Humiliation. I have been asked to confer the confer the coveted
TODDD Award on this InDUHvidual:
D Farrell
12 Camelot Place
Sewell, NJ 08080
However, since it appears this may be a joe-job, I am refraining from approving the Award at
this time.
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SCC receives its first MMF!
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May.23.1999
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On April 9, a day which will live in infamy, the SCC received its first
ever MMF spam, from none other than the evil "Pacheco"! Like a baby's first shoe
(but not quite so smelly, at least not in the same way), I have preserved this "jewel" for
all eternity, and it will be on permanent display here at the Spicey Chicken Cartel. Check out
the "Spicey Chicken Cartel: First MMF", contributed by "Pacheco the Moron".
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SCC Adds New Feature!
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Mar.27.1999
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I have rescued a truly wonderful post from the oblivion of expiration on
the MMF HoH Rant Board, and have preserved it for all posterity! Check out the
"Spicey Chicken Cartel: The spam of Khanford", contributed by Bill, the Roadie.
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SCC Finds a New Roost!
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Mar.26.1999
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The SCC is Moving! Due to some upcoming content additions, which require
the use of CGI, Sisyphus6 and Rolf have graciously decided to host the SCC at ga.to! However,
I still control it (as much as I ever did), so keep those cards & letters coming in
to me. And, keep checking for more, new, even funnier content!
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Eat More Spicey Chicken!
* "There is no Spicey Chicken Cartel."
The Spicey Chicken Cartel (TinSCC) does not engage in animal testing. All our tests are performed on human subjects (or a reasonable facsimile thereof).
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